Super Corn

By TL and AM

One day in Vegetropolis, Butter Boy and Super Corn were watching there favorite T.V. show, The Breakfast Brunch. Suddenly, a BEEEEP!!! was heard. It was the alarm! They rushed down to the butter barn to be briefed by The Chief. They turned on the speaker to hear the deep gruff voice of The Chief. Professor Plum and his evil creation, the Pumpkin Pirate, have took the City Hall hostage! They demanded one billion ketchup packets or they will destroy it. Super Corn and Butter Boy knew they couldn’t do it alone. The dynamic duo needed to go to Candyland to find the legendary Three Musketeers. Only with their help would they be able to defeat Professor Plum and his evil creation.

Once in Candyland, the dynamic duo headed to the local candybar bar to get themselves some root-beer. They asked the bartender the legend of the Three Musketeers. All he knew was that they lived on top of the perilous Fudge Mountain. Dun dun dun dduuun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a risk they were willing to take. The two heroes would stop at nothing to throw Professor Plum in jail. A couple of rowdy cookies were stirring up a fight in the background. They had too little chips and too much A’hoy.The bartender was about to break it up when Super Corn and Butter Boy butted in. This next bar fight was too graphic to show on a piece of writing or we were too lazy to type it.

Now let’s see our heroes as they climb up the perilous Fudge Mountain. They were battered by cookie dough storms and ploughed over by fudgalaches. The wind made frosting of their noses, and the cold made snocones of their arms and legs. Just when they thought they would be turned into frozen dinners, Super Corn and Butter Boy remembered that they could fly. So they flew to the summit, and they found The Three Musketeer’s hideout. Butter Boy knew it was because there was a sign cleverly placed that said “Not The Three Musketeer’s Hideout”. Using his super buttertastic abilities, Butter Boy turned into a butter ball and was thrown at the door by Super Corn. He broke through the door like it was a clump of cotton candy. After tense negotiations and ten cents, The Three Musketeers agreed to help our hero’s in their epic battle with Professor Plum and the Pumpkin Pirate.

They flew into Vegetropolis to find the city in crumbs. Pieces of gingerbread from buildings were strewn throughout the streets. They found the Pumpkin Pirate towering over the city hall like a piece of squash about to fall. Super Corn reached in his utility belt to his kernel launcher. It was a state of the art double eared 7 MnM launcher. He reached for the largest kernel on him and with expert aim, he fired. The kernel sailed through the air straight towards the Pumpkin Pirate’s head. Technically it was his body but who care’s? The kernel struck it right between the carved holes. Butter Boy could of sworn he saw Peeps circling over the Pumpkin Pirate’s head. The Three Musketeers used their low fat chocolaty powers to chop the pumpkin’s top. The three of them gutted it like on the thirty-first of October. Professor Plum escaped on his land froster. The city was saved from evil once again! To this Butter Boy said, “I like pie”.